Monday, February 05, 2007
no luck
Zongting woke me up today early morning and asked me whether im kind enough to join him to go lasalle open house. Lasalle is at kallang and thats friggin far. i duno why zt where itchy suddenly wanna visit arts school look look see see touch touch. but i know if i turn him down, i wont have peace for the rest of the week, cos zt can turn nasty if he wants to. plus theres chunwee the big bad awful guy. so i unwillingly allowed myself to be kidnapped for that sunday where there are a thousand better things i could do other than accompanying 2 bastards to a farfaraway place just for them huahee.
Kallang is really a blurdy far place. and its gonna cost me more than their lives if i use adult fare to travel there. so i decided to once again replace my lost ezlink, much to the disapproval to my family and friends, cos there are already alot of zc ezlinks around( bcos i kept losing them). i printed my pjc photo and left the house.
Expectedly, zt and cw were at the jurong east aracde despite our scheduled meeting at the mrt. so i went there, waited patiently for him to get thrashed by stage one AI KOF.
All of a sudden, i realised smthng. i needed my ic to replace my ezlink. i felt very sianz. cos the right thing to do was to try to hurry back home and get it. tt takes around 30 mins and another buttaching on the bus.
but of cos tts not the way for the witty and resourceful child wonder zc. i called home and tried to convince my brother, zf the advantages of bringing me the ic with my zoot persuasive skills. but somehow he refused to budge, be it his unwillingness to help his friends in need (AND IM HIS BLURDY ELDER BROTHER), or his pure disgusting laziness, it dampened things. i even let zt (whose persuasive skills are second only to me, though with a different style) had a go but nothing worked.
my relative happened to be leaving my hse at that moment, i duno why the hell it din occur to zf tt she would be the man for the job, cos she drives a car. anyway about half an hour later i managed to recieve my ic. i commanded zt and cw to go consume lunch first, before proceeding with an empty stomach to replace the ezlink myself.
but the mishaps just keeps coming, after queuing for quite awhile they told me my photo was too big. i told them patiently "wtf" and that the last time i replaced my ezlink i use the photo of EXACTLY the same size. didnt help. by that time i was already mega DULAN. WTF GOT SUAY UNTIL LIDDAT ORNOT. PHOTO BIG LAST TIME CAN NOW CANNOT? BUDDEN LAST TIME POLICE WEAR SHORT PANTS.
i totally no mood for kallang trip already, so i boarded the bus home before deciding on anything else, well aware that zt and cw( the 2 bastards with 0 understanding) are gonna screw me for this. i even bought a packet of chocolate to try to make myself not frown so much. turns out what they say is total bullshit, chocolates are almost as helpful as bittergourds. i threw half the packet of junk into the dustbin before going on to inform the bastards i aint gonna make it.
predictably they said life wasnt the same without me, and rather i went with them late thn they 2 going to the openhouse alone. i was super irritated. they dun have the slightest sense of independency fuggit!
when i reached home i realised there wasnt any size available for ezlinks, the small ones too small and the big ones too big. so i had to edit the blurdy smile-not-smile normal-not-normal trying-to-be-funnny-face, all the time aware the clock is ticking. thn when finally its done, the printer went SMOKING. it could print any crap FOR NUTS. WTF! AND IT DIDNT HELP THINGS THAT ZT AND CW KEPT CALLING ME TO REMIND ME THEY ARE WAITING FOR ME.
thn finally a piece of gd news came. my brother out of nowhere supplied me with a suitable skl photo which i dun remember ever seeing it before. (once again i duno why the fug he now thn gimme, very fun hor) but its really good news. i grabbed the photo and rushed out again, all the while with my mom telling me i will surely lose the ezlink soon.
anyway, things went smoothly after that. but i contacted cw and zt and found out they were AGAIN trying to grab boolabears in the aracde while i was sweating. we proceeded to the mrt together after that. Like i havent suffered enough, those 2 morons started ranting about the boy in the new ezlink being a xiao pai gia. It must be noted here i love my first ezlink. that one my photo i was smiling super happily, that kind that made u wanna smile too when u look at it. thn they kept going on about how u ask 100 people and all 100 people will say that boy is a xiao pai gia. i was just outta steam at that time and let them have their fun.
just when u wish this is the end of mishaps for poor zc, wrong. on finally catching my breath and starting to argue on totally meaningful stuff with zt again, WE MISSED THE KALLANG STOP. WE ARE ALREADY DAM LATE AND IF WE ARE ANY LATER WE ARE GONNA MISS THE WHOLE THING. I DUN WANNA COME KALLANG JUST TO SEE THE OTHER SIDE OF SINGAPORE WTF! Ok, so we calmed down and took the train back. cw warned us not to talk thrash anymore. we abided.
budden zt talked to me.
and i talked to zt.
AND WE FUGGIN MISSED THE KALLANG STOP AGAIN WTFOMFGBBQ. CHUNWEE SAID SEE LA SEE LA ALL UR FAULT LA BUT HES THE MOST KUKU IDIOT HE NVR SAY ANYTHING THN SITLL NVR NOTICE WE MISS THE STOP WTH!
In the end we reached the openhouse hse successfully but the goodies and the activites were long gone. But i understand that to be happy i have to be contented that we even reached lasalle at all.
Ok by right im spose to blog the events after that (which is at night), but this post is already mega long. until next time.
(the whole mentioned narrative took place from 10am to 430pm. the characters reached at 430pm)
godblessme_SUPER,4:34 AM